by Matt Brennan

Rain

Welp, that’s twice in a week it’s rained for exactly 15 minutes, starting as soon as I get on my bike and ending when I get off.

Don’t cycle in the rain, kids.

  1. You get wet.
  2. Really wet.
  3. You can’t see.
  4. No-one can see you.
  5. Your brakes hardly work.
  6. Your bell doesn’t work.
  7. It’s cold.
  8. It’s dark.
  9. You get wet.
  10. You’re the only one with a mudguard, so you get sprayed anyway.
  11. Umbrellas.

I’m just going to sit here and steam slightly.