by Bren Brightwell

Sodor

I’m pretty psyched about this. First, some background. As you may know, I’ve been working on an MVC framework on and off for the last four years. Mostly off. It’s called Gusto, apart from when it’s called Struct or Juego. It’s never been anywhere close to ready, and in the last four years I’ve kind of grown up as a programmer and gotten a bit disillusioned with the whole MVC thing. Also frameworks. So fuck MVC. Also frameworks. And that’s a blog post for another time.

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Rain

Welp, that’s twice in a week it’s rained for exactly 15 minutes, starting as soon as I get on my bike and ending when I get off.

Don’t cycle in the rain, kids.

  1. You get wet.
  2. Really wet.
  3. You can’t see.
  4. No-one can see you.
  5. Your brakes hardly work.
  6. Your bell doesn’t work.
  7. It’s cold.
  8. It’s dark.
  9. You get wet.
  10. You’re the only one with a mudguard, so you get sprayed anyway.
  11. Umbrellas.

I’m just going to sit here and steam slightly.

by Bren Brightwell

Quick recipe: Burger sauce

10:5:1 mayo:ketchup:mustard, add something punchy like Tabasco or Henderson’s Relish or lemon juice or capers and maybe some honey.

by Bren Brightwell

Changing Alfred's hat

Love Alfred but not the hat icon? Simply replace /Applications/Alfred.app/Contents/Frameworks/Alfred Framework.framework/Resources/alfredhat.png and it’s done. Don’t even need to restart it. Enjoy!

Icon from Elementary by Daniel Foré.

by Bren Brightwell

Livewire 0.4

Livewire is 0.4. It’s been bitten by a radioactive unicorn and has all kinds of new Fantasy Land-begotten superpowers.

route (-> not-found '404'), [
	get '/' -> ok 'hello world'
	post '/user/:id' (req)->
		{id} = req.params
		params <- flat-map body.query req
		<- flat-map dev-result do ->
			user <- flat-map User.find-by-id id
			user.update params{name, email}
		redirect "/user/#id"
]
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Making change

How do we make money into change?

It’s nice to know what’s the biggest coint fits in an amount.

fit = (coins, amt)-->
	maximum filter (<= amt), coins
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Moving Home

What do you hear, Starbuck?

153 has moved. 153 has a new look. 153 is probably broken.

by Bren Brightwell

Delicious Burning Death

Ow. Ow, my tongue. Where's the milk? Ow.

Bren Brightwell, ★★★★★

So I made some hot sauce. It is potent. I can't wait to try too much of it on tacos.

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by Bren Brightwell

fantasy-streams

tl;dr node's streams are horrible and I hate them.

EDIT: save yourself the trouble of using them, I've written Pirandello

I've been trying to shoehorn some algebra and category theory into node.js's streams. I figured I'd see how much of a fantasy land I could make them think they were in.

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Summer Broad Bean Risotto

This is it. This is summer.

Sophie Brightwell, ★★★★★

153 is totally not becoming a food blog, I swear. I'll be back to geekery and JavaScript stuff in due course.

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Four steps to portable development nirvana

  1. HP Touchpad running CyanogenMod 9
  2. HP Bluetooth Keyboard for Touchpad
  3. A dirt cheap VPS
  4. JuiceSSH

by Bren Brightwell

The Fish Curry I Made Up Last Tuesday

The best homemade curry I've ever tasted.

Sophie Brightwell, ★★★★★ Pungent, sweet and smoky like the best of them. Read more…
by Bren Brightwell

Yay Productivity Taken With Instagram

Yay productivity. (Taken with Instagram)

by Bren Brightwell

You Know Whats Better Than Programming

You know what's better than programming? Programming outdoors. (Taken with instagram)